Here’s my latest brilliant idea, offered up for someone with more get-up-and-go to make a fortune from: a delayed-delivery service. More accurately: a load-balanced delivery service.

Yesterday’s mail brought the zine Flytrap (which I haven’t read yet, hence no review). Last week the latest Electric Velocipede arrived (which I’ve read but don’t have time to review, except to say that the cover is smashing), and not long before that was the second SteamPunk magazine (same story on time, cover is less smashing but still pretty good).

So in short: all the spring editions are arriving at once (anyone would think it was spring!) and then there’ll be a looooong pause with nothing in the post… you get the idea, right?

I leave the technical details (slow glass?1 bribe the postie? subtly incorrect addressing?) to the interested reader.

Notes:

  1. I thought the scifiction archives were going boom this month, but as of posting the story is still there. [↪]