The latest TLS has a nice review, by Jim Endersby, of a book they call Books and Naturalists, and which LibraryThing calls Nature Publishing in Britain (the latter title wouldn’t have caught my eye quite so effectively, I have to say).1

Packed into the half-page review are several moments of quality comedy. We learn of George Montagu, “who brought his sense of military discipline, keen observational eye and shotgun to bear on Britain’s birds.” Also of the elusive List of the Birds that have been Observed to Breed in the Island of Arran Scotland, since the year 1835 — elusive because it was never printed, being invented “by an unscrupulous egg dealer” who claimed to be able to supply eggs from the author’s collection.

But these days I hardly bother to post unless there’s something to get annoyed by. And there is.

Sadly, it lacks footnotes, which is a loss to real nerds but in keeping with the New Naturalist goal of accessibility.

Now really. What on earth is inaccessible about the footnote?2 I am speaking, yes, as a “real nerd”, but what possible reason can there be to deny me the pleasure (and an educational pleasure, at that) of my footnotes?

I can only presume that the publishers believe that some might be put off by the humble footnote; might be (heavens forbid) even discouraged from reading, overawed by the sheer weight of academic seriousness it implies.

Against this view, in the generous hope of educating the public (and drawing on my many years of academic experience and the still-raw memories of completing a PhD) I’m going to tell you an important, but not often admitted-to, secret about footnotes.

You don’t have to read them.

Notes:

  1. Seriously, Books and Naturalists reads like someone in the PR department decided, “We are marketing this book to Tikitu.” Why oh why would you change something so perfect? []
  2. The endnote, I’ll grant you, is inaccessible — although only in comparison to the footnote, not to the absence of any referencing whatsoever, which seems to be what the review implies. My spine comes out in shivers at the very thought. []